Joan wishes we had a christmas village for the mantle. These things are incredibly stupidly expensive, of course.
I mean, really, that's a cheap one. But I thought hey, if I'm going to spend money I'm gonna make it GOOD. So let's see what crap I can find that reflects a more hillbilly Christmas.








This Bigfoot makes sense if you're from Minerva, OH
And of course, no trailer park Christmas is complete without the Christmas Tornado.